Monday, 23 November 2015

Things on Youtube that make me uncomfortable

If you are boring like me, and spend all your time online...you will probably encounter a few things that make you feel uncomfortable. These usually rear their ugly heads in the 'Popular' or 'Music' section of Youtube.
I will share with you now some of the things that make me wanna do a switcheroo

Ariana Grande

This woman is like a bloody car crash. I don't want to look, but at the same time I can't stay away. She wrecks my head on one level, and intrigues me on another. If given a choice though, I would have her taken off the planet. No, Ariana, stupid will never ever be cool...go home!




Maddie Zeigler

Okay, I'm not one to bully others...but this girl is a freak! I mean that in the most cliched 'Mean Girls' way possible. Stop doing that with your body!!! I've said it once, and I'll say it again...you look like a dancing traveler...go awaaaaayyyyy!!!!





This absolute Gobshite

Why are you crying??? Are you OKAY!?! Why are you so serious? Ever heard of smiling? It's something people do...and it's lots of fun! People do have the freedom to believe what they like...
'you are literally considered not human anymore...that's literally how it is' .... no it 'literally' isn't.
You've obviously never ever visited a Muslim country... Why are you cheese balling Egypt!?!?! *facepalm*
As someone who moved to this country when I was a baby...I can tell you that Christians are definitely not prosecuted over there; and all this 'revolution' did was make the situation between Christians and Muslims worse.




This stupid song

I don't know what it is about this video that agitates me..so we'll just go with the cheesiness. Everything between the robotic dancing to this woman's total and utter narcissism when she starts checking her reflection in the mirror. 'If you love how you look so much...you should learn to love yourself'??? Now, I'm not one to diss me auld flower (Justin)... but that makes no sense? So what you are telling me is if I am enough of a narcissist I should start loving myself? Oh yeah because narcissism is a totally admirable trait and is worthy of giving one a 'self love' boost. No.




This great big racist video 

Great song, I just never ever envisioned the video to be like this. Ever heard of the term 'cultural appropriation'? Need I say anymore? What's up with the randomness? And why can't you close your legs?




Pew Die Pie

This guy is the most tenaciously annoying man on earth...and what's more...he earns millions from being this way. He's basically a Swedish vlogger who posts youtube videos of himself playing video games while giving a (very agitating) running commentary on what is going on. There is no purpose behind this other than to annoy the holy living balls off its viewers. His broken English combined with his major 'lack of coolness' is a recipe for disaster. God only knows why people watch this arse everyday. He does post videos daily btw...sometimes three or four times a day. He has the most amount of subscribers on youtube as well....and there is always a link somewhere...somehow...to one of his shit videos! He is literally like some kind of internet stalker.












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