Thursday, 25 August 2016

Happy News (Part 1)

Hello and welcome to my first blog post dedicated entirely to happy news! What with so much media attention being given to wars and terror attacks...one could easily conclude that this world is an awful foreboding place, and that humanity as we know it is doomed. At least, according to my news feed, that is exactly what this world we live in has been reduced to. I am here to offer you a small respite from all that...and share a little bit of the latest joyful news.


You can now buy a large house in Ireland for 10,000 euro


                                      

Yes, Republic of telly may have been slightly sarcastic when one man claimed he bought a house that was previously 1.5 million, for 875 euro. However, this three bedroom house, located in Kilrush Co. Clare, is solid proof that houses are going dirt cheap these days. It seems that moving down the country means that you can potentially pay for a house if you scrap your communion money, and that dough you made from mowing Mr. Old man's lawn together.




Britney Spears is finally happy again


I was born to make myself happy

Dye remember when Britney shaved off her entire head of hair in the middle of the night, only to considerably worsen the situation by beating a car up with her massive green umbrella? Unfortunate as it is that Britney's total mental breakdown shall forever be there for all and sundry to see, Britney has managed to somehow cobble her life back together again. Now, I'm not usually one to give two shits about rich celebrities...but let's face it, if Britney can reclaim herself after all that utter mortification...we all can. According to close sources she is once again a '...happy, smiling, fun-loving Britney'. Hooray for happy millionaires! Read the entire article here.





Otherside, Under the Bridge, Californication...need I go on? Doesn't it just remind us naughties teens of a more carefree time? Ahhhh the good old days when an auto tuned toilet didn't replace actual music. They will be coming to Dublin in December, and I may be 28 at that stage, but better late than never to get your tits out and become a pot bellied, saggy bummed groupie (I may bring my mother along). On the off chance that I don't manage to snog Anthony (or scare him away as I hurtle in his direction, bare swingers hitting my shoulders) I shall at the very least purchase a ticket...and forget all my woes, as I get my boogie on. I suggest you join me.




                                                

It seems that the forces that be, are finally appreciating that there is more to intelligence than passing an exam. After Ben Twist, who suffers with autism, didn't get the exam results he was hoping for, his teacher wrote him a heartfelt letter expressing how he is intelligent in many more ways, and that his exam results are no measure of his intelligence...and that he has many more talents that cannot be measured by taking an exam.



If happy news is something you can get on board with, check out: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news




Friday, 5 August 2016

My Poetry Part 1:




Temporary Fixes

Happy stories
Fables
Tales
Music
Sex
Love
Your phone
Cleaning
Cleanliness
Kissing
Hugs
Bonding
Oxytocin
Suicidal Thoughts
Manipulation
Information
Travel
Slaughter
Tears
Tattoos
Drugs
Poetry
Vandalism
Alcohol
Sleeping
Exercise
Friends
God
Faith
Spirituality
Confrontation
Yoga
Friends
Family
Resistence
The Cold Shoulder
Rationalisation
Complacency
Hope
Interior Decor
Reading
Happy Stories
Reading Sad Stories
'The Secret'
Relationships.





I won't tell you my problems

As that would be removing Daft Punk's helmets

Or cutting Sia's fringe.



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Greed is all I have left.




Life is no fun


Without mystery.







categorized life

Dressmaking class

nutribullet
fedoras
prada
Gucci
vivienne westwood
makeup
mac
eyeshadows
shoes
botox
facials
clean the toilet
clean the sink
wax your gee
boobs job
vacation
vacay
vacation
hollier
lol 
roflol
 bae
omfg
oust 'removes odors'
lol 
funny 
hilarious
pictures
my job
my life
Beyonce speaks to me
Lemonade
black people
music
salt and pepper
art
Poetry
Spoken Word
#Family
Pride
Tiny Tempah
Mind games
The Lion King
Planking
Suicide
oust 'removes odors'
Drawing
art
creativity
shit.
total shit
I think I'm gay
I'm a gaylord
Stupid retard
SEX
SEX
SEX
hahahahahahahaha
distraction
he loves me
he loves me not
The Russians
Pretentious shit
It's all funny


The new face of cipralex

Should be Justin Beiber. I think the pictures speak volumes....