WARNING: Music has turned into an auto-tuned toilet, if you are not ready for some real and raw opinions, do not read my summarised opinions. Peace, love, and bananas.
Luis Fonsi - Despacito
This song connects us all to our Celtic roots, and we all feel Spanish when we passionately lip sink along with Fonsi and yer one.
Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
That girl got her period about three years ago, and the flow has not ended since.
DJ Khaled - Wild Thoughts ft. Rihanna
That guitar solo grinds though my ear drums like fingernails on a chalk board...also, why is Rihanna hanging out with that ugly fat man?
Jonas Blue - Mama FT. William Singe
He's not black...he's native Australian...IKR?
Demi Lovato - Sorry not sorry
Demi has taken the approach of screaming into a microphone here, and wearing what appears to be long purple stockings with heels...you do you, Demi.
