Current music videos and my thoughts on them summarised in a sentence.

Let's just get this out of the way so we can all go ahead and start listening to real music again...

Jennifer Lopez - Booty- ft Iggy Azaelea

"Jlo is hot - Iggy Azaela is clinically retarded...seriously...what is she SAYING?"

Tove Lo- Habits (Stay High)

"Hot woman... I would tap that but...please smile...are you always so depressed?"

Ariana Grande - Break Free -
"Shoot her"

Calvin Harris - Summer

"Those are A LOT of sexy Mexicans"

Taylor Swift - Shake it Off

"She's annoyingly nice...shake it off :D...Amen!"

Sia - Chandelier

"How did this traveller get so good at dancing?"

Jason Derulo - Wiggle

"Mesmerised by the wiggle! :D"

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

"Get her awaaaaaaay...I'm not a lesbian...you're butts terrify me...ahhhhh D:"

Eminem - Rap God

"Why is he always pissing and moaning?...and what are you saying?...you're talking too fast."